Comic: Available to do thy bidding at the auction of despair

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A man stood in a desert speaking into a camera

Two men at what appears to be a government office

A government official in a suit with cut-off trousers

A government official asks his boss if he

A senior government official says the matter is serious.

A senior government official runs his fingers through the hair of a seated man

A miserable man stares blankly ahead

A cheeky shop worker asks a customer if he

A man is shocked at the flippant remarks of a shop worker

A shop worker realises his comments have crossed a line

A customer becomes enraged at a shop worker

A shop worker does his best to diffuse a volatile situation

A customer unleashes an angry tirade at a shop worker

A phone call from the government interrupts an angry tirade

The government issue their instructions

A miserable customer leaves the shop

A miserable man drives his car

A miserable man aboard an airplane

A miserable man in the Arrivals area of an airport

A miserable man and his fellow passengers are on a long car journey

A miserable man and a government agent have arrived at a troubling destination

The men make their way into a cave

The man in a cave receives his visitors

The evil leader is unhappy with his visitors

An evil leader tells the men what their fate shall be

The evil leader prods a fingers into the miserable man

The evil leader continues to taunt the miserable man

Green smoke surrounds the miserable man

The miserable man crouches and shouts in pain

A large shadow rises, engulfing the evil leader and his henchmen

A large cute bear stands before the men in the cave

The evil leader demands the cute bear be killed

The large cute bear wants a hug from the henchman

The large cute bear smiles down at the henchman as they prepare to hug

The large cute bear

The large cute bear lifts up the henchman

The large cute bear rotates the henchman in his grasp

The large cute bear prepares to insert the henchman into his bottom

The henchman is moved towards the bear

The henchman is inserted into the bear

The evil leader cannot believe what he is seeing

The large cute bear is in a state of bliss

The bear is on his knees bent over, finishing the insertion

The henchmen open fire on the large cute bear

The henchmen have run out of ammo

The bear begins inserting more henchmen into his orifices

The henchmen flee, leaving their leader with the bear

The evil leader realises the bear is now looking at him

The evil leader pleads with the bear for a dignified death

The evil leader disappears into the bear

The evil leader vanishes into the dark abyss

The bear turns his attention to the government agent

The bear licks the face of a terrified government agent

The bear has gone and the miserable man has returned

The agent wants an explanation

The agent and the miserable man leave the cave

The miserable man takes an in-flight dump

Back at the government office

The boss is pleased

A view of the aftermath in the toilet bowl

The miserable man has put up his bird box

The miserable man still looks miserable