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The day when couples make [involuntarily] single people feel bad about themselves.

If you’re loved up, I’m happy for you. If you’re single and don’t want to be, I hope the lovey stuff comes your way soon. If you’re single through choice, kudos to you, sit back and laugh at the idiots spending £75 on red roses that will wither and die in a day.

A new design for this time of year, when people are for some reason obsessed with hearts. All a bit gory if you ask me (you didn’t). Available on men’s and women’s T-shirts and a variety of products from my Redbubble shop and TeePublic store. Also, it’s never too late or too early to give that special someone a card showing them how you feel so why not pick up a Valentine’s card?

A sinister-looking mime forms a heart shape with his hands whilst also holding a real heart that is dripping with blood
Mime heart beats for you men’s black T-shirt
A sinister-looking mime forms a heart shape with his hands whilst also holding a real heart that is dripping with blood
Mime heart beats for you men’s white T-shirt
A sinister-looking mime forms a heart shape with his hands whilst also holding a real heart that is dripping with blood
Mime heart beats for you women’s black T-shirt
A sinister-looking mime forms a heart shape with his hands whilst also holding a real heart that is dripping with blood
Mime heart beats for you women’s white T-shirt
A sinister-looking mime forms a heart shape with his hands whilst also holding a real heart that is dripping with blood
Mime heart beats for you Valentine’s card