Loved-up in the most morbid of manners
The love of the macabre.
T-shirts
Plagued by feelings of love
Embracing the sickness.
Embrace da evils
Santa departs. Satan enters.
It’s time for trash
Get your garb.
It’s a pumkpin kind of magic
But look at their range!
Smell that?
There’s so much of it about.
Not funny any more
When the laughter stops.
The inner beauty
You’re dead sexy.
Shop ’til you plop
All the crap.
Summer strangeness
It must be the heat.
Apeshit
Say it loud and say it proud.
Happiness at home
The perfect family unit.
Smile and the world skates with you
Grinding away on those wheels.
Chrimbo bonus
We’d all like one.
Too soon for this?
Cut me some slack I have… myself to feed.
Spooky season is upon us
Are you afraid of the sarc(asm)?