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The new batch.

Christmas just wouldn’t be Chrimbo to me without making my own cards. Hopefully other people enjoy them too, they say they do so that’s good enough for gullible old me.

Here are this year’s designs, two of which are also available as comics.

1: Santa does his rounds

An old and haggard Santa speeds through the snowy streets on his mobility scooter

Make way for the miserable old bastard. Laden with cider and beer he weaves and winds his way along the high street giving a jolly hello to all he meets.

2: Letters to Daddy Chrimbo

A comic showing a little boy writing a letter to Santa with the help of his adoring mother

The magic of Christmas whisks away all the lovely letters to Santa from the sweet little children. Follow one letter on its enchanted journey.

Letters to Daddy Chrimbo: the comic version

Letters to Daddy Chrimbo: the comic

3: Stockings of temptation

Santa is distracted by a pair of irresistible pink stockings as he delivers gifts

Santa must see some sights on Christmas Eve as he visits all the homes of those receiving gifts. However, in this house he spots something truly irresistible.

Stockings of temptation: the comic version

Stockings of temptation: the comic

4: Joy be to you

A series of three pictures illustrating various means of achieving joy

It’s difficult to put into words just how happy you want your friends and loved ones to be at Christmas but I hope this card at least gets close to doing just that.

5: Smile, it’s Christmas!

A terrifying version of Santa with white and vein-filled eyes grins maniacally showing hideous big, sharp teeth

Not much to be said about this one really. It is the spawn of my mind whilst listening to black metal.

6: The grizzly bearer of gifts

A rather grumpy-looking grizzly bear holds a sack of presents

I try to have one nice design every year. One which I can safely send to those with children or those of a slightly nervous disposition. Cute with attitude.

These are my Chrimbo offerings for this year, hopefully you enjoyed them. These designs will all be available for purchase in my LitL shop next year.

Merry Chrimbo and a Happy New Year to you.