More festive filth.
It’s been one hell of a busy year and at one point I did think I might not get any cards made. Happy to say I did though and here they are.
1. The Christmas Inquisition
Imagine Santa holding court in the style of a religious fanatic. I did, and here’s what I thought it might look like. Charming, I’m sure you’ll agree.
2. Chrimbo Crew vs The Puritans
Santa has assembled a formidable bunch of rogues to fight the evil forces of The Puritans whose agenda of oppression even includes the banning of Christmas. Not on this crew’s watch!
3. The greatest gift is your soul
The annual tradition continues of creating at least one ‘black metal’ album cover-style design. Here the wintry Santa demon devours some sweet, sweet soul food.
4. Flesh be damned, gift in hands
There’s no time to lose in making sure these gifts reach their intended recipients. Nothing shall slow Santa down. Not clothing. Not even his own flesh.
5. Santa’s hats
Aaaaw! Nice. The other annual tradition of creating at least one design which is unlikely to give children nightmares or give them cause to ask a grown-up awkward questions. It’s perfectly simple; Santa needs a hat, but which one?
Inside (family friendly version)
Ergh! Santa’s got a booger on his finger and he’s wiped it on some letters!
Inside (horror version)
Either Santa has an evil entity bursting from within or he’s having one hell of a migraine. It is whatever you want it to be really.
Merry Chrimbo to you and a Happy New Year!