This year’s crop of crap.
Here we go again. Click the images to see a larger version.
1. Santa caught
The sick bastard has done it now. The police have finally caught him in the despicable act.
2. Santa stuck in a meeting
Santa knows what he’s doing, or so we thought. A marketing agency has been brought in to upskill the jolly gift-giver and as the seventh hour of their brainstorming meeting rolls around he’s not quite so jolly now. He’s never going to make his deliveries at this rate.
3. Silent fart. Deadly fart.
OK, who did it? Fucking stinks in’yer!
4. Visitator nocturnalis
Christmas continues to throw a shitload of awful poetry at us and this is my movement.
5. Immortal Santa
Get those god damn devil horns up and throw on some black metal brutality. Immortal Santa is here. Hail Santa!
6. A plague of snow upon thee
Plague doctors are for life, not just for Christmas.
Inside
All of these have now been added to my Chrimbo cards collection and will be available for purchase next year. As a bonus for anyone who actually reads this (and gives a shit): two of these designs are available now but whether or not they’ll arrive in time for Christmas will be for you to determine at the point of purchase (it should hopefully tell you on the respective website).
‘Silent fart. Deadly fart.’ on Redbubble
‘Silent fart. Deadly fart.’ on TeePublic
Wishing you a very Merry Chrimbo and a Happy New Year!