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Art & design by Jake Cox

Treasured dreams of a blueberry muffin

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Comic title screen (text only): 'Treasured dreams of a blueberry muffin'
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A large crowd - all in autumn attire - stand looking at a raised stage where the silhouettes of two people and a large object shrouded in a cloth are situated
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A rotund man on the stage begins to speak loudly to the onlooking crowd
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An elderly man with a bald head and big, bushy beard stands on the stage as the rotund man continues
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The rotund man extends his arm towards the elderly man as he introduces him to a polite applause from the crowd
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The rotund man shakes the hand of the elderly gent as he says "The stage is yours, sir."
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Sir Rumfin Sticks bows his head towards the microphone as he begins to address the crowd
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Flashback to many years ago as Sir Rumfin narrates, whilst a much younger versions of himself stands dour-faced and a man in a sea-faring uniform reads some papers
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A young Sir Rumkin leans on the banister of the ship's deck as he raises his two fingers in a rude gesture to a couple embracing nearby
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The young Sir Rumfin deliberately sloshes his drink into the face of a young lady as shocked people watch on
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Sir Rumfin kicks a young lad in the backside, knocking him to the deck as the boy's friend watches on in shock
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The young Sir Rumfin throws a young man overboard, his legs and feet just visible as he disappears over the side of the ship
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The ship suffers a massive blast and rocks to one side in the sea
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The ship has a gaping hole in its side as the waves lap against the side
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The young Sir Rumfin delivers an uppercut to an unsuspecting passenger as other run around in panic
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Another passenger stand up in one of the lifeboats in the sea beside the ship and pulls on a rope which is being held at the other end by a fellow passenger in the next lifeboat and so on
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All of the lifeboats are now tied to each other. The passenger look down from the deck of the stricken ship
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Two passengers are now in the water shouting and waving at the young Sir Rumfin as he rows all of the lifeboats away from them.
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The ship is upright and disappearing beneath the waves as the young Sir Rumfin continues to row the lifeboats away from everyone
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A corpse floats face down in the sea as a hand slowly sinks beneath the surface. "Not a day goes by where I don't think of those poor souls. They're at the bottom of the ocean. Forever.
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The young Sir Rumfin rows away and looks stoically into the distance
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The young Sir Rumfin stares ahead, alone in the lifeboat
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Back to the present day and an elderly Sir Rumfin Sticks is finishing up his speech to the crowd
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The rotund man walks back over to Sir Rumfin and places his hand on his shoulder; Sir Rumfin seems uncomfortable with this physical contact and moves his arm away
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The sheet is pulled away to reveal a huge statue of a young Sir Rumfin Sticks, posed heroically with his hands on his hips
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The crowd erupts in applause with shouts of "Bravo!", "Wonderful!" and "Hooray!"
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Suddenly, Sir Rumfin smacks the rotund man across the face with his walking stick
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Sir Rumfin Sticks leaves the stage as the rotund man lies unconscious
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A sinister-looking cat pokes its head from behind the base of the statue's plinth
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Comic end title screen. A distorted photo of Jake and Nat wearing sunglasses and hats
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