Pleasure and pain.
They say you can’t have one without the other so here’s Santa proudly the centre of attention at the pinnacle of the celebrity status ladder. Then comes the pain, as you sit on the bog in agony trying to pass all that Christmas food through your arse.
The Chrimbo seepage shall continue soon.
![A diva-looking Santa struts along a red carpet](https://lostinthelines.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/santas-time-to-shine-mens-black-300x300.png)
![A diva-looking Santa struts along a red carpet](https://lostinthelines.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/santas-time-to-shine-womens-black-300x300.png)
![A diva-looking Santa struts along a red carpet](https://lostinthelines.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/santas-time-to-shine-card-300x300.png)
![Three rows of four panels, each depicting a different cartoon face expressing various stages of discomfort](https://lostinthelines.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/christmas-constipation-men-black-300x300.png)
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