Christmas cards from Lost in the Lines

Black and white 1950's B-movie style comic which depicts a woman being terrorised by a Christmas tree that has come to life

The trees attack! Christmas card

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Black and white stencil of an evil Santa chasing two children up a mountainside

Santa gathers the children Christmas card

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Santa and Mrs Claus are riding in a sleigh as seen through the scope of a sniper rifle

Santa through the scope Christmas card

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Turds rain from the sky as people run in terror for shelter

‘I’m dreaming of a shite Christmas’ Christmas card

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Santa sits watching six screens displaying inappropriate surveillance footage of elves

Santa’s surveillance Christmas card

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A small child is offering their teddy bear as a gift to Santa

The gift Christmas card

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A very stern-looking Santa is nose to nose with a screaming person

Face to face with Santa Christmas card

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A blue-skinned Santa with black eyes sits astride an equally ghoulish reindeer

Zombie Santa Christmas card

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A man farts whilst ice skating and awakens a sleeping creature beneath the ice

A monster sleeps Christmas card

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An array of exciting gifts people could receive at Christmas

The time for gifts! Christmas card

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Santa in the shower Christmas card

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Three rows of four panels, each depicting a different cartoon face expressing various stages of discomfort

Christmas constipation Christmas card

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A diva-looking Santa struts along a red carpet

Santa’s time to shine Christmas card

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A cartoon man is screaming in pain with bloody holes where his eyes were

Turkey attack! Christmas card

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Circular cartoons of 5 things we always see a lot of around Christmas time

‘The 5 clichés of Christmas’ Christmas card

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Santa and two children stand in the snow. Santa has arched his head back and from his wide open mouth a large fountain of yellow vomit spews forth

Santa throw up Christmas card

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Five demons in choir robes sing; four of them hold hymn books and the one in the middle holds a chalice filled with blood

Hark the herald demons sing Christmas card

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Silhouettes of Santa, reindeer and two humanlike creatures in a sparse forest at night

See you soon Christmas card

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A scribbled style drawing of Santa with no eyes

He sees us all Christmas card

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A little boy and girl dressed in their pyjamas stand either side of a large open box

Demonic possession Christmas card

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A brave and muscular Santa stands surrounded by a montage of other characters from a film which doesn't exist

Chrimbo The Movie Christmas card

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Santa is either in the process of putting on or taking off his coat (you can decide which)

Santa undressed Christmas card

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Christmas cards

The trees attack! Christmas card

Santa gathers the children Christmas card

Santa through the scope Christmas card

‘I’m dreaming of a shite Christmas’ Christmas card

Santa’s surveillance Christmas card

The gift Christmas card

Face to face with Santa Christmas card

Zombie Santa Christmas card

A monster sleeps Christmas card

The time for gifts! Christmas card

Santa in the shower Christmas card

Christmas constipation Christmas card

Santa’s time to shine Christmas card

Turkey attack! Christmas card

‘The 5 clichés of Christmas’ Christmas card

Santa throw up Christmas card

Hark the herald demons sing Christmas card

See you soon Christmas card

He sees us all Christmas card

Demonic possession Christmas card

Chrimbo The Movie Christmas card

Santa undressed Christmas card

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