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Stencils of the two characters Marmot and Mime

Mime has his hands shoved under his arms and grimaces as he struggles to keep warm; Marmot holds a placard saying 'cold, skint, miserable'

Marmot kneels and blows kisses in an exaggerated gesture of romance; Marmot looks perplexed and holds a placard which reads: 'don't make lonely people feel even worse'

Mime marches in military style with a serious facial expression looking straight ahead; Marmot salutes and holds a placard which reads: 'spring, welcome back'

Mime holds his hands behind his own regular ears and has his front teeth biting his lower lip to mimic the appearance of a rabbit; Marmot looks like he's smelled something unpleasant and holds a placard which reads: 'eggy'

Mime holds his chin and looks deep in thought like he's trying to decide something; Marmot looks cheerful and raises his thumb whilst the placard in his other hand reads '2 bank holidays'

Mime is on his knees trying to shield his eyes from a blinding light; Marmot is wearing skiing sunglasses and his placard reads: 'here comes the sun'

Mime is poised and ready in the starting position that professional runners take when racing; Marmot is using his placard as a pole vault and it reads: 'over half way through the year'

Mime looks back over his shoulder and looks seductive with his hand on his hip; Marmot holds his hand to his forehead as if really feeling the heat and his placard reads: 'it's getting hot this year'

Mime looks very content as he looks up and holds his hands out; Marmot looks very happy and gives the thumbs up as his placard reads: 'autumn: nicer weather; no kids everywhere; cheaper holidays'

Mime appears as a 'chav' sort of character, complete with permed hair, bum fluff facial hair and dirty jogging suit which he's got his hands down the front of; Marmot is doubles over and vomiting, his placard reads: 'disgustingly horrifying'

Mime imitates and exploding firework by jumping in the air in a star shape; Marmot looks unimpressed and his placard reads: 'boom'

Mime does a very crude impression of Santa Claus, puffing out his cheeks and belly to make himself look fat (unaware that Santa is stood right behind him and looking angry); Marmot backs away from Santa and his placard reads: 'don't do anything at the party that you'll regret'

Marmot & Mime 2026 rectangle desk calendar

£12.00

10.5 x 21 cm
1-sided printing
Printed on premium 300gsm glossy paper with UV coating

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The hottest duo since Suck It & See; Marmot & Mime take us on a 12 month adventure of pure expression. Keep tabs on your Probation Officer appointments and when to take those gas and electricity meter readings.

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Marmot & Mime 2026 rectangle desk calendar

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