When Christmas dinner fights back.
People laugh at gobbling turkeys and consume them every Christmas but what happens when they decide that enough is enough? I’ll tell you what happens, they go straight for the eyes of those who would otherwise devour them.
Fear and respect the turkeys.
The Chrimbo seepage shall continue.
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